~I’ve made a Decision!~

I want a second wife in my house.  Seriously I think it would be a huge benefit.  I’m going to discuss it with Randy this weekend.

Let me list the pros:

• It would be someone to share housework with
• She could share in caring for Ethan
• She could get a job and contribute to the finances
• She could free up my time so that I can do some fun things
• I wouldn’t have to pay her
• She would be a tax deduction (dependant)
• She could deal with some of the less then fun parts of being in a relationship (no I don’t mean the bedroom part)
• It would be someone to talk to 24/7 about things that she could TOTALLY relate to

So don’t you see, I think it would be a HUGE benefit, I totally get now why polygamy works for people.  Also since Randy and I aren’t married, it wouldn’t be illegal!

What do you think?