Sleepless in Ft Nelson...

So I think I win an award for having the most uniquely sleepless night ever! First of all, the ever present heartburn forced me to sleep in the lazy boy again last night. Until 2:30am that is, that is when I woke up dripping in sweat because it is a leather lazy boy and our apartment is sitting at 30 degrees Celsius. So I decided to crawl into bed and prop myself up in like 10 pillows so that the heartburn doesn't kill me. Ahhh, bed, my handsome hubby, my duvet, a fan blowing cool air on me, you would think that I would be in heaven. Uh-uh...3;30am arrived and I woke up with heartburn again because the pillows slid off the bed, the cat was walking around howling like he was in heat and I had to pee. So I got up, kicked at the cat, and twisted my knee, tried not to scream in pain and headed to the bathroom. I didn't bother with glasses or lights...after all... I am 27 weeks pregnant...I'm starting to be a pro at this peeing in the night thing! So I limp in pain to the bathroom with a burning acid in my stomach grumbling about for the 10,874,589 time that the stupid Dr won't give me anything for the heartburn, I fumble to find the toilet, fall down with relief only to find out that my 'handsome' husband left the f&%ing toilet seat up so I fell in and ....well you know...Needless to say I wasn't very happy. So then I said screw it and got up. I figured at that point, my stomach was on fire, my knee was on fire, and now very unfortunately my ass was on fire so I gave up.

So you vote..do I win for the most unique sleepless night or what?